Michael Lohan's Teenage Love Child Revealed

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Michael Lohan\'s Teenage Love Child Revealed
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…This week on The Lohan Family Insanity, we find out that Michael Lohan has an illegitimate lovechild who is now a teenager.

Michael appeared on an episode of the “Trisha Goddard” show, which seems like a “Maury” type show where they do DNA tests and get the audience to boo on command, because some woman claims that her daughter is HIS.

The 17-year-old girl, Michael’s daughter apparently, and her mom had been insisting for YEARS that the girl was Michael’s spawn. The mom even tried to get him to pay child support, but Michael always denied his paternity.

Michael must have been paid for this appearance, because I can’t imagine why he would willingly walk right into a trap like this. A Paternity Trap if you will (get it, because like The Parent Trap and Lindsay Lohan ahhh nevermind).

Anyways, the DNA comes back and yeah, Michael IS the dad.

The girl’s mom bursts into tears, Michael is legitimately shocked, and then Michael’s paternal instinct kicks in and he tries to hug the girl and she pushes him away saying “No! No!” and Michael is like, “I just want to hug you.”

Family drama be crazy yo! Am I right?

It’s arguably the most uncomfortable 45 seconds I’ve ever witnessed.

The best part is, the title of the episode is, “Is Lindsay Lohan My Sister?”

According to reports, Michael Lohan cheated on Dina right before their youngest child Cody Lohan was born, but Michael denies it. "Dina and I were separated for 8 months at that point and Kristi and I acknowledged that! Anything anyone else says is a LIE," he tells Hollyscoop.

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