Michael Lohan Plans TV Tell-All

August 29, 2008 By:
Michael Lohan Plans TV Tell-All

The last thing the world needs is more of the Lohan family. Their entire lives have been splattered all over out television sets, and Michael Lohan wants more.

He's threatening to reveal all his family secrets in a TV special. Have any of them stopped to think that maybe some good ole fashioned therapy is the way to go?

Michael says, "I'm going to do a one-hour special. Everyone is going to hear everything for themselves. They're going to hear everything Dina has to say. I have it all on tape - all recorded, time and date-stamped. You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina…These lies have to stop. She can't say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina's a hypocrite and I'm tired of it."

If Michael had any idea how ridiculous he sounded all of the time, he would change his mind on this idea.

The problem with the Lohan’s is that they really believe the world revolves around them. When in reality, the “one-hour special" would probably tank in the ratings. Would you tune in?