Michael Lohan Joins Celebrity Rehab Cast

June 7, 2011 By:
Michael Lohan Joins Celebrity Rehab Cast

Ugghh. Michael Lohan is doing things again.

This time he’s going to be on the fifth season of Celebrity Rehab. First off, for Michael Lohan to be included as a “celebrity” on that show we should redefine what it means to be a celebrity. If a celebrity is anyone who ever procreated and that spawn eventually became famous for being a pseudo lesbian and a sometimes coke addict, then sure, Michael Lohan is a celebrity.

So, Michael Lohan has a drug and alcohol problem all his own and will seek help from Dr. Drew Pinsky on VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab.”

Mr. Lohan will be appearing on the show alongside some “actresses,”  a reality show contestant, and even a murderer.

The following people you’ve never heard of celebrities set to appear on the show are Sean Young (Blade Runner Actress) , Dwight ‘Doc’ Gooden (Baseball player), Steven Adler (Guns ‘n Roses Drummer), Bai Ling (actress), Jessica Kiper (Survivor contestant), Jeremy Jackson (Baywatch) and Amy Fisher (“Long Island Lolita”).

Lindsay’s father does plan on doing some good, he recently announced plans to open his own “faith-based” rehab center in LA. “After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life,” he told US Weekly. That actually sounds…like a good idea.

I wonder if Lindsay will watch Celebrity Rehab during her house arrest?