Michael Lohan Calls Dina Lohan A "Joke"

January 7, 2013 By:
Michael Lohan Calls Dina Lohan A

The Dina/Michael Lohan drama is almost as salacious as Lindsay’s own drama. Almost.

Earlier today, Dina confessed that she was raped by Michael Lohan on Valentine’s Day of 1990. Yes, raped. 

That’s a huge pill to swallow and we don’t know what to believe.

Dina says she and Michael were legally married, but separated, and describes that fateful night.

“He was out of jail and on another coke-fueled night. He said, ‘I love you and I want to be with you,’ but then it went dark. It went dark really quick,” Dina told NY Daily News.

Dina reportedly never pressed charges against Michael, but did say she went to the hospital to get a rape kit.

But if you choose to believe Michael, his ex-wife is a liar. He questions her integrity as to why she is only coming forward with this information now.

“Why would she do this after 25 years!?” Michael tells Hollyscoop before adding, “What a joke!”

Obviously the Lohan family tree is laced with drama. Public tabloid fights between Michael and Dina is their bread-and-butter.

Michael’s version of the night unfolded like this:

“I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her. When I left and she called me, she found out I was with (my girlfriend) and called police. Then she called me the next day, crying. I said, ‘Let’s work this out.’ And I got back with Dina. There were no charges.”

Michael also added, “How can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?”

Wow. Classy.