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Everyone’s been talking about Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot, and some of us think it’s comeback material, while others think it’s a sign of desperation. Lindsay’s dad, Michel Lohan, thinks it’s a “good move.”

Michael told Dr. Drew Pinsky: "It’s a move in a direction where she’s working. If she’s happy with it, I’m happy with it.”
Michael Lohan is currently held without bond in Tampa for his arrest last Thursday, but we’re finding out that the celebridad also has a warrant out for his arrest if he steps foot in New York City, Nassau County or Suffolk County.

Lohan has an illegitimate child living in Montana that he isn’t paying child support to.

This time last year a woman from Montana won an uncontested judgment for child support from Lohan and was issued in Suffolk County, NY. Lohan claims he made the child support payment on time but was a day late paying the second installment of support. It’s a year later and the warrant is still outstanding.

What’s worse? The fact that Lohan will be arrested on sight if he shows up in NYC or the fact that there are more Lohan spawn out there that we don’t know about?
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Michael Lohan was released from a Florida jail on Wednesday, following a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, Kate Major. Michael insisted, "I did not lay a hand on her."

"I did not hurt her," Lohan said after his release. "If anything, I helped her. She was in a bad situation in Sarasota."

He then describes the fight he got into with Major before he was arrested:

"She called me, she came down to Ft. Lauderdale…I got her apartment here. One of the people from Sarasota gave her a hard time, I said I'm leaving. And this is the way she makes money. She has me arrested…and she sells the stories, and that's it."
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Michael Lohan was arrested late last night on domestic violence charges. Lindsay Lohan’s famous father was arrested in Tampa, Florida around 1:00am this morning after a fight broke out in an apartment.

Apparently Michael Lohan was at the home of his ex-girlfriends house, Kate Major, who claims Michael started to beat her last night when she wouldn’t give him a bl-w job.

Apparently Michael was at her home yelling at her about an upcoming domestic violence court appearance, because this isn’t the first time he’s threatened her. In March, Lohan was arrested in Los Angeles for holding Major against her will, prohibiting her from calling 911, and attempting to choke her.

So they were arguing about that and somehow in the midst of all that he managed to also demand her to perform oral sex, to which she denied.
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Michael Lohan has had some concerns about his daughter in the past, but it’s pretty apparent, he’s starting to lose hope. In a shocking statement to Hollyscoop, Michael had a grim prediction about his daughter Lindsay Lohan's future:

“[Lindsay’s] not going to be working at the morgue, she’ll be in the morgue.”

He continues: “If that happens, there’s one person I blame. Well, two people. The doctor who wrote the prescription and Dina for the way she conducted herself through our divorce.”

Michael also reveals that Lindsay Lohan has an addiction to prescription drugs.
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Really? Because I thought Lindsay Lohan's f-cked up teeth were because of all the candy she ate. Those lines of pixie sticks are really taking their toll on her dental health.

Lindsay Lohan's drug use has always been kind of a no-brainer. Finish the sentence: Lindsay Lohan makes me think of ______? Cocaine Drugs.

Now her dad is throwing her under the bus too. After photos of her stained and decayed teeth surfaced online, Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan says she thinks she's smoking methamphetamines or crack cocaine.

"That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it," Michael tells HLN show, "Issues."
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Some people are famous for being talented, appearing in movies, or having chart topping albums. Other people get famous because they know a famous person. Whenever you have to ask yourself, "Why is this person famous?" that usually means that person is a celebrity by association.

These are the stars who only became famous because they associated with someone more famous than themselves.

Elisabetta Canalis: Oh Elisabetta Canalis, don't even get me started. Wikipedia claims she is an "Italian Actress" but let's be real, she's George Clooney's ex-girlfriend. Because George Clooney is essentially a lifelong bachelor, all of his girlfriends become full-fledged celebs simply by association because they seem so rare and special. Elisabetta dated George from June 2009 to June 2011 and now that they've broken up, she has graced more magazine covers that he does and is now appearing on "Dancing With The Stars" which really should be named "Dancing With The Stars Exes."
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Michael Lohan has something to say.

After Lindsay Lohan was tested positive for alcohol, she was ordered back to court Thursday morning for violating her probation. Now, her father is saying she needs rehab, not jail. Right, because rehab has proven to be so effective for her in the past.

"If it's true, whatever she's doing isn't right," Michael told Popeater. "There's a chubby English girl named Nikki who is always around her and when she Is, I get a sick feeling and there is always a problem....
  Ugghh. Michael Lohan is doing things again.

This time he’s going to be on the fifth season of Celebrity Rehab. First off, for Michael Lohan to be included as a “celebrity” on that show we should redefine what it means to be a celebrity. If a celebrity is anyone who ever procreated and that spawn eventually became famous for being a pseudo lesbian and a sometimes coke addict, then sure, Michael Lohan is a celebrity.

So, Michael Lohan has a drug and alcohol problem all his own and will seek help from Dr. Drew Pinsky on VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab.”
The Situation’s Dad has officially arrived in Hollywood—he’s feuding with Michael Lohan.

After Lohan allegedly made a comment about wanting to fight Frank Sorrentino, father of Mike ‘The Situation’, the Jersey Shore father took to YouTube to vent his frustrations:

“I heard Michael Lohan passed a comment on me, or about me regarding my boy and that he wants to fight me. Hey Mike, let me send you a f-ckin’ message so you get this f-ckin’ loud

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