Mrs. Michael Jackson?

We all know that Michael Jackson lost his marbles a long time ago, but why in the world he would start dressing like a woman is beyond me.

Michael was seen in St Tropez, France, wearing a ruffled blouse, tight jeans and stilettos - hiding his face under a huge floppy blue hat and carrying a fluorescent orange handbag. I hope for his sake that it was a joke because he can't pull off being a woman any more than he can pull off being a man.

One onlooker revealed: "His physique has completely changed. He was wearing tight jeans and had a curvy bottom and thighs."

Jackson was walking with a young girl - reported to be his eight-year-old daughter Paris - and some people mistook the musical legend for a woman.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I noticed them as the 'woman' had an enormous Audrey Hepburn-type hat. I saw the girl was dressed similarly and thought it was a mum-daughter thing. They sat down and I froze as I saw 'her' face and twigged it was not only a 'him' but it was Michael Jackson."

Michael is renowned for wearing outrageous outfits and this is not the first time he has been seen wearing ladies' clothing



During a trip to Ireland this year, the singer arrived at Cork airport draped with women's scarves

In January, he was seen in an abaya - traditionally worn by Muslim women - in Bahrain, where he has been living for the past year.

More recently Jackson was reportedly seen dressed as a woman, applying make-up in the ladies' toilet during a shopping trip in the Middle Eastern country.

His spokesman said it was a mistake and that Jackson had been unable to read the Arabic sign for 'ladies' and went into the wrong toilets.

The pop superstar is said to be vacationing in the South of France as a guest of Prince Alwaleed, a nephew of Saudi Arabia's King Fahd.