Michael Jackson to Marry the Nanny

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Michael Jackson is planning to marry his children's nanny...yup, you heard right...the nanny!

The singer recently settled the custody battle with his ex-wife, and mother of his two eldest children, Debbie Rowe, and is now free to get on with wedding plans, according to Britain's Daily Star newspaper.

Jackson is currently living in Ireland with 39-year-old nanny Grace Rwaramba who his children reportedly call "mom".

I smell something fishy, and it has a plastic nose.