29 Times Michael Fassbender Showed No Mercy On Your Ovaries

April 2, 2014 By:
29 Times Michael Fassbender Showed No Mercy On Your Ovaries
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Get a grip on your estrogen before reading because...

1. Michael Fassbender is one sexy dude.

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2. Drawing you in with his killer stare.

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3. Yes, killer.

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4. Don’t say we didn’t warn you…

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5. WHEN HE CRUSHES ALL OF YOUR OVARIES.

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6. We’re talking every single egg in your basket.

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7. And oh boy does he know it.

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8. With a single look, he takes one of your eggs…

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9. Cracks it…

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10. Throws it on a frying pan.

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11. *sizzle*

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12. Say sayonara to all your ovaries because they’re officially TOAST.

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13. Disclaimer: No ovary within a 25-mile radius is safe.

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14. When he does this little neck jig, your ovaries immediately start to twerk.

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15. Your ovaries are reaching out their little ovary-shaped hands for this face that’s just out of reach.

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16. For this beautiful beard.

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17. For this beautiful chin.

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18. For this beautiful everything.

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19. It’s just basic math: one stare = 23,000 ovaries eviscerated.

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20. Make that 23,001 ovaries.

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21. According to the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Michael Fassbender gives ovaries a case of the “OH DEAR LORD”-s instantly.

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22. With the most common side effect being what’s happening in this photo.

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23. Slow burn, ladies.

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24. And the only cure is more Michael Fassbender.

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25. Which is the best cure ever.

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26. Don’t you think?

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27. So, pull up a chair, lean back…

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28. And kiss your ovaries, goodbye.

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29. *kisses*

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