What Is Going on with Megan Fox on Instagram?

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What Is Going on with Megan Fox on Instagram?
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So, Megan Fox got an Instagram.

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Naturally, she christened it with a #nomakeup #selfie

At first we were like, “Oh, another pretty celebrity on Instagram to fill our feed with more selfies. Grrreeaaattt.”

But then our eyes were pulled to the bio section of her account.

Um, what?

 

“Child of the Cherokee Tribe”?

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Okay, she DID say she was like 1/256th Native American, so that makes sense…

 

But then she called herself a “forest nymph.”

Maxim

Really?

 

And a “Lunar Leo mother goddess.”

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Girl, what?

 

“[Mother] to 2 bohemian revolutionaries.”

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What does that even mean?

 

She describes her kids as “my kamikaze free spirit & my peaceful warrior.”

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Girl, nah. Straight up, nah. 

 

Megan Fox, what hippie granola so-and-so hacked your Instagram? Or is this truly the real Megan Fox?

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Goodbye "Maxim cover girl" Megan Fox, hello “forest nymph” Megan Fox.

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