Sorry, But Megan Fox Looks Like a Wax Statue

August 27, 2014 By:
Sorry, But Megan Fox Looks Like a Wax Statue
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Megan Fox is not actually human. 

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Is this the poreless, waxen face of an actual human?

 

Or a wax figure?

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After all, lots of humans stand like this and look like incandescent, terrifying sex dolls...

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Right?

 

The MeganBot 3000 is programmed to do movie interviews, as well as seducing and killing.

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The MeganBot 3000 can also be posed with other humans and taught to socialize.

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Her best feature is "blowing a kiss."

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She's also great with pageant work.

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Megan Fox, fembot extraordinaire.

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