Leaking your own sex tape is the sadly the quickest way for someone with no talent to become a celebrity. It worked wonders for some people, but don't expect to ever see Megan Fox star in one.
Megan promises we'll never see her name attached to a sex tape because she simply refuses to make one. "Ugh, never!" Fox tells MTV News.
"That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."
For the record, the words "Megan" and "hippo" don't belong in the same sentence, but we are pretty relieved to hear that she won't be starring in x-rated home movies anytime soon.
"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she says. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't," Fox added.
"People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you," she says. "They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged.
"Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"
So there you have it. Sorry to disappoint all you fellas, but Foxy Megan won't be releasing a sex tape anytime soon...we hope.