The Most Concerning Parts from the New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer

March 27, 2014 By:
The Most Concerning Parts from the New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer
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In a nut turtle shell: “Is this movie shaping up the way we thought it would?”

Why does this have to look identical to Transformers?

Oh, because it’s a Michael Bay movie…

 

This is a Michael Bay movie with Megan Fox in it?

Apparently these two buried the hatchet and made peace because he cast her in another one of his movies.

 

Why do the turtles look so human?

We need these turtles to look more turtle-y.

 

Because they look more like teenage mutant ninja frogs, right?

 

Anyway, will this remake end up crushing our childhoods?

Probably.

 

Watch the first official trailer here and come to your own conclusions: