Megan Fox: Thank God I'm Not Ugly

March 29, 2012 By:
Megan Fox: Thank God I'm Not Ugly

Saying things. Megan Fox is not good at it.

Megan is rumored to be pregnant with her first child with husband Brian Austin Green, and she admits she loves being hot.

"I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl."

Oh, screw you, Megan Fox. Don't you know if you want to be likeable you have to lie and tell us you're an ugly girl at heart? Like, you got bullied in school. They dumped you in trash cans for being too skinny. You were a tomboy. Something!

Megan insists that, even though she's in love with the fact that she's attractive, she's not vain. Also, she doesn't know the definition of "vain." Because I'm pretty sure if you look it up in the dictionary, there's a mirror. And if you turn around, Megan Fox is checking up on her botox in that mirror.

"I hate taking pictures," Megan says. “I never look at them, otherwise I would have to change everything. I prefer not to see any and trust the photographer, who knows his job."

Gotta love her. Meanwhile, what's up with that pregnancy?

"They are incredibly excited," a source told Star Magazine. "It's still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members. Megan has become a great stepmom, and Brian knows she'll be wonderful with the baby. She has really grown in the past couple of years ... her family comes first."