Megan Fox says she's too poor to have kids yet. This is a really sad announcement, but for some reason that is the funniest thing I've heard in the last 3 minutes.
"I want to have children. I've always wanted kids. I have a number in my mind of what amount of money I want in the bank so that I can protect my child's future," says Fox.
Okay, she's just being responsible. Apparently her paychecks from "Transformers" and "Jennifer's Body" aren't large enough to provide her kids with the futures she's imagined for them. So basically when her future 14 year-old daughter demands botox and implants so she can "fit in at school," Megan Fox wants to make sure she can provide it.
However, padding her bank account isn't the only thing Megan Fox is up to these days. She says she's ditching her former vegan lifestyle to put some curves back on her body.
She told Italian magazine Amica, "For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables, no bread, sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight."
She now says, "So now I eat a bit of everything. And I train three times a week doing circuit training."
While we're talking about Megan Fox, let's just list all the other ridiculously insufferable things she's been saying this week alone. Fox has been promoting her new indie comedy "Friends With Kids" that just premiered at the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival and is just running off the mouth with the most random and funniest sound bites I've ever heard. Eat your heart out tabloids.
Megan Fox tells Movie Phone, "I care about my life and I love people. I'm not this robot. I feel people think I'm almost like a robot -- like an android."
Wait, Megan Fox isn't a robot?! But I just ordered online a Megan Fox 3000 for all my guy friends!
Everyone knows Megan Fox is hot, she was voted the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine but insists she isn't beautiful. Oh puhlease.
"I was never the beautiful girl in my school," she tells The Hollywood Reporter, "I mean, I had braces and I died my hair orange. I was not the popular girl. I was always the loner."
Why do I feel like every Hollywood starlet says that they were a loser in High School? Name one celeb who is like, "Oh I was hot when I was 15."
She also says she hates watching her own movies, "I don't like to watch myself on-screen," she tells JustJared.com, "I get nauseous from the audience's reaction. Like when a part of the movie is supposed to be funny and the audience doesn't laugh, that's the worst!"