Here we go again, another hot celebrity pretending they used to be ugly, and acting like our minds should be blown by it.
'Can you believe I wasn't pretty before? Because I mean, look at me!'
Megan Fox is the pretty face of Giorgio Armani these days, but she's now moaning that she used to not be that hot. Poor thing.
"I was never the pretty girl," Fox tells the March issue of Miami magazine. She says she was "abrasive" and "obnoxious" as a teenager and felt like a "loner" growing up.
For once, I just want to hear a good looking person say, 'oh yeah, I've been hot for as long as I can remember.'
Because basically, this is what hot chicks do to pretend they have cool personalities. They try to convince us they used to be ugly, and then they make up some quirky interest they pretend to have.
Aaaand right on cue: "I would love to go on a dig!" Fox says, explaining her fascination with ancient civilizations -- and possible government cover-ups. "Come on! You don't think everything that's learned is released to the public, do you?"
Congratulations, you've just been enlightened, courtesy of Megan Fox.
The actress is going to be the upcoming comedy 'Friends With Kids', along with Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, Chris O'Dowd, Jennifer Westfeldt, Adam Scott and Ed Burns.
"I'd rather be with good people in a movie than the other way around," Fox says. "Most of the cast knew each other very well already -- Kristen and Maya are BFFs; it was such a nice, welcoming, supporting environment."
The ex-ug adds: "I always try to choose something different than what I've done before."