There are some actresses who can’t get enough of nude scenes! I'm looking at you, Kate Winslet, you CAN still win Oscars without having to de-robe!
Anyways, these are the starlets who flat out refuse to do nude scenes, or have a “no-nudity” clause in their contracts.
Megan Fox: I hate to ruin every male fantasy, but you wont ever see Megan Fox get naked for a movie. She says, “I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.” Seriously Megan Fox? Did you just call yourself a “hippo?” Hippos look like hippos, Megan. Get it together.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Even though she once starred in an HBO show, which unofficially stands for “Home Boobies Office” (haha not really, but c’mon great dumb joke, right?) SJP refuses to strip onscreen, claiming she’s “not really proud of how [she] looks.” Last time I checked SJP had a perfect body, what is she talking about?
Jessica Alba: Alba has a strict no nudity clause, claiming, “I don’t do nudity. I just don’t. Maybe that makes me a bad actress.” Oh Jessica, it’s not your “no nudity” that makes you a bad actress. It’s your bad acting that makes you a bad actress. ZING. Hey, she set herself up for that one.
Blake Lively: Blake has always paraded around as a kind of “good girl,” so you wont see her doing any nudity. “I do panic before I have to wear a really skimpy outfit,” says Blake. If she panics when she wears skimpy outfits, I’m surprised she managed to film the entire first season of “Gossip Girl” without having a full-blown panic attack?
Christina Hendricks: Mad Men star Christina Hendricks will never strip for the screen, because she wants to be “taken seriously.” She once said, “I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!” I mean, you do spend every episode of Mad Men bending over tables and sleeping with the staff, so…
Reese Witherspoon: Reese Witherspoon never misses an opportunity to talk about how tasteful she is, remember her “ANTI sex-tape” rant at the Teen Choice Awards? Anyways, Witherspoon wont disrobe for a role, claiming, “If [actresses] take their clothes off, they objectify themselves. I am flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do it.”
Jenna Fischer: The Office star says she would never “do anything I wouldn’t be proud to show my parents.” I can only assume that means “no nudity.” Maybe she should amend that clause to “I would never do anything that would be really freaking awkward to show my parents.”
Cameron Diaz: Why do I feel like Cameron Diaz has already stripped in a flick? Not in “There’s Something About Mary”? Not in “The Mask”? Kidding. Apparently she never has and doesn’t ever want to do a nude scene. “I don’t say that I won’t do nudity for other people’s benefit. It has nothing to do with other people, it’s just what I’m comfortable with.”