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Just because you’re living a lavish lifestyle doesn’t mean you can afford it. While most celebrities have way more money than they’ll ever know what to do with, there are some out there that just flat broke—or millions of dollars in debt. Some stars made irresponsible mistakes, while others had their wallets emptied from costly divorces.

So if you’re worried whether you have enough in your bank account for your gas bill to clear—well, you should probably be working instead of reading blogs. But also, take solace in the fact that there are some celebs who are poorer than you.

MC Hammer: These days, M.C. Hammer is surely feeling silly for spending hundreds on parachute pants back in the nineties. After releasing a couple of hits, Hammer went nuts and splurged...
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I'm not sure if Tila Tequila was hiding, or if she's just so tiny, no one could find her, but the world's hottest hobbit is back in the headlines. And it's all because of MC Hammer.

Hammer announced he's going to perform at a Gathering of the Juggalos concert, and people are worried for his safety. Because last year, Tila Tequila made an appearance at one of these concerts, and she was roughed up pretty badly. The concerts are known for being violent and bizarre.

Tila, I know you want to get in the limelight, but you threw yourself in the middle of a bunch of angry teenage nerds with mommy issues. It's like a zebra going to a lion party. Tequila has threatened to file a lawsuit over the attack, but so far, there's nothing indicating that's going to happen
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Since The Two Coreys didn’t get picked back up by A&E, they needed something to fill the time slot! And lucky for MC Hammer, it’s him!

It was just a matter of time until he jumped on the bandwagon to become known again. The show will be called Hammertime, and will focus on him and his wife and kids. Sounds riveting.

The network must really want people to tune in because they’re comparing it to an unscripted version of the Cosby show! Executive producer J.D. Roth says, "Here's a dad with five kids, married to the same woman for more than 23 years, living in the same place where he grew up and going to church every Sunday. He's had his ups and downs, and it's what makes him such a character you root for."

What we want to know is what he even does for money right now! He did go bankrupt back in the 90s. But that recent Cash 4 Gold commercial can’t be the only thing he’s living on!

A&E also released a statement saying, "MC Hammer is an iconic figure in American pop culture, but many people only know him for his music and fashion sense. Now A&E takes an unprecedented look behind his larger-than-life personality and into his life as a devoted husband, father and business entrepreneur.”

Well, they’re really trying to sell it to us! Would you tune in to watch an all-gown-up MC Hammer?

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