Martha Stewart Banned From England

Martha Stewart has been banned from the country of England! Officials are still hung up on the charges brought against her four years ago. It's strange that they would group Martha in with real felons! She already did her time, and has picked up her career right where it left off. Americans have moved on, but it seems the British take a little longer.

A spokesman says, "We continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public good or where they have been found guilty of serious criminal offences abroad."

Martha had been planning on meeting with fashion industry people to expand her line, but now it looks like she'll have to keep it in the states!