Young Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan: Their Nerdy Romance

May 29, 2012 By:
Young Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan: Their Nerdy Romance

Mark Zuckerberg and his new wife Priscilla Chan have been spotted honeymooning in Rome, Italy this week where they both look as bored as they do in their wedding photo. They were spotted touring the Sistine Chapel and stopping for a McDonald’s food break, because that’s where billionaires eat.

Anyways, we know very little about the now Mrs. Zuckerberg. Who is this woman? Does she work at Facebook? Is she a genius too? And also, what a lucky b-tch. However, she’s no gold digger. She’s a doctor. And it seems like these two were a match made in “relationship status” heaven.

According to “The Social Network” – it seems like Mark Zuckerberg met Priscilla Chan when they saw each other at a party and ended up hooking up in a bathroom stall. Not exactly the story you wanna tell the in-laws. Actually, that fictionalized woman is NOT Priscilla at all.

The new Mrs. Zuckerberg was left out of “The Social Network” entirely, even though she and Mark started dating well before he created Facebook.

The couple met in 2004 during her freshman year at Harvard University. Mark is one grade level ahead of Priscilla and the two dated on and off for most of college. Actually, when Mark announced he was dropping out of Harvard in 2005, the school newspaper posted an article in which Priscilla was listed as “a passing friend.”

The article read: “’Hey, Priscilla, do you want a job at the Facebook?’ Zuckerberg asked a passing friend. ‘I’d like a job at Facebook,’ Priscilla Chan ’07 responded, offering him a Twizzler.”

She never had to take him up on the offer, because Priscilla Chan is the most kept woman in the world now!

Actually, she’s anything but a “billionaires wife.” She just graduated from medical school at University of California at San Francisco and you can now address her as Dr. Chan.

These two were made for each other. Mark Zuckerberg went to a private academy for high school where he participated as a Science Olympiad and was a member of the debate team. Priscilla was her high school’s class valedictorian and her senior superlative named her the “Class Genius.”

A class genius and an Internet genius? Congratulations to the happy couple, now buy your wife something better than McDonald’s to eat!