Mark Wahlberg turned 43 years old today. In celebration, we’d like to commemorate his bulging biceps, which are an important piece of cultural Americana.
When he first hit the scene as Marky Mark, his arms were nice and toned.
Especially from the side.
Then we enter his ‘90s era.
Enjoy these vintage arms, ladies and gents.
You'll want to ~boogie~ with these biceps.
Then in the ‘00s his arms began to blow UP.
Look at these bad boys! You could say they're his...entourage.
It’s like the second amendment, but on his arms.
Then he slimmed them down drastically for a movie role in the mid-‘00s.
But they were sure to return a few years later in all their glory.
The dictionary definition of “sculpted.” Look it up if you don't believe us.
His arms are clearly like a fine wine.
They get better with age.
Even in his 40s (and in clothing) they can barely be contained.
Especially on this day, let them out and celebrate, Mark.
It’s an arm party!