Mark Ronson Made Michael Jackson Watch Porn

Super producer Mark Ronson once made his childhood friend Michael Jackson watch porn, but Michael wasn't having it!

He recalls, "It's a weird story, but I didn't touch him. We (Ronson and Lennon) used to watch the porn channel because we were like 10 and, 'Oh my God, tits!' So Michael was in bed. And me and Sean said, 'Michael do you want to see something cool?'

"We turned the dial to the porn channel and there were strippers shaking their tits around. We were like, 'Michael, Michael, how cool is this?' We turned around and he was cringing, saying, 'Ooh stop it, stop it, ooh it's so silly.' We were like, 'Michael, you have to look, maybe you're not seeing it right, it's naked girls!'

"He was not down with the program whatsoever! I think he had really strong feminist views on porn."

"Strong feminist views on porn" is one way of putting it. We won't mention the other reasons.