Mario Lopez Won't Pose For Playgirl

First of all, this is news to us that Playgirl is still around. Do girls really sit around and stare at pictures of guys' junk? Maybe it's more for the fellas than the ladies…

Mario Lopez has politely declined the offer from Playgirl to pose nude for their magazine. He says, "It's not something for me at the moment. But it's ironic, because I'm, like, 'nature boy.' I'm always running around the house in underwear or nothing."

Good call, Mario! You don't need to take your clothes off to get ahead in this town!