On the Howard Stern show this Thursday, Mario Lopez talked to the radio host about his cheating on Ali Landry before their wedding. According to Lopez, the weekend he left for Mexico, he told Landry he was going “marlin fishing”.
Landry really should’ve known better, because nothing sounds more like code for having sex with strangers than “going marlin fishing”.
“It was my bachelor party. It was spring break…everybody was hanging out. That was a situation where I was not mature and man enough,” Lopez said. Landry’s sister then found an incriminating photo of Lopez poolside with another woman, and the rest became history.
Maintaining his status as the most penis-obsessed straight man in the world, Stern also asked Lopez if he was circumcised. Lopez shook his head, then said the women he’s with are often intrigued by his hooded lizard.
“But when it’s erect, they’re all the same anyway,” Lopez said.
Thanks for the anatomy lesson, Dr. Oz.