Mariah Carey May Give Birth Tonight

March 30, 2011 By:
Mariah Carey May Give Birth Tonight

Resembling the Goodyear blimp more by the minute, it's possible Mariah Carey may give birth as soon as tonight!

Husband Nick Cannon is taking a quick trip to NYC, and is hoping dem babies don't come before he gets back to LA. Cannon tweeted:

"On a plane back to NY. Praying Dem Babies wait for DADDY to come back b4 they pop out! The Cornball Movement don't stop!”

So I thought maybe "Cornball Movement" was some obscure reference that went over my head, but after Googling it, it turns out Nick Cannon is just odd.

Let's hope that if it's not tonight, dey give birth soon. Because just looking at Mariah's stomach makes my vagina hurt.

We wish dem the best.