Looks like Jennifer Lopez’s estranged husband has come out of mourning long enough to move into a new pad. Marc Anthony is leasing a 10,000 square foot Italian villa in West Hollywood. The price tag? $23,800 a month. So yeah, for what most of America now makes in a year, Marc Anthony will be plunking down for a month.
Good news for Marc, though, the home has eight bedrooms. So if he gets tired of lying in bed in one room, drowning in a pool of Rocky Road and his own tears, there are seven more beds he can try out. It also has 9.5 bathrooms, 2 guest houses and a recording studio. It’s a lot of house for one dude.
The outside of the home is covered in ivy and boasts a large outdoor pool.
Just a week ago, Lopez bought an $18 million mansion in the Hamptons. Her 14,000 square foot estate spreads across 2 acres and had 7 bedrooms and 9.5 bathrooms. I know this isn’t a competition, but if it was, J.Lo woulda won. I mean, Marc’s home is nice and all, but let’s see…West Hollywood vs. the Hamptons. Crazy homeless guys dressed as Jesus vs. snooty WASPS bringing you muffins just so they can snoop and have something to gossip about. Actually, you know, I don’t know which is worse.
Anyway, three months after announcing their split, Anthony celebrated his birthday by hanging out with David Beckham. David tweeted a photo of himself with Marc, writing, “Here’s a picture with my mate, Marc Anthony. Went to see him in concert the other night with Victoria, he was incredible…a great performer. We loved it…”
And I’m not even trying to diss Marc Anthony here, but David Beckham makes anyone standing next to him look like a drooling, droopy-eyed mutt. Guys, if you want to look even remotely good looking, stay the hell away from David Beckham. He’s already hot on his own, but I think he somehow absorbs the hotness of everyone around him, and ends up looking even hotter.
Then, during his Miami birthday concert a couple of weeks ago, Marc cried onstage. During a sold-out show, Anthony’s fans began to serenade him with “Happy Birthday” after he took the stage. Marc fell to his knees and cried. I mean, I know that was nice of his fans and all, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a sane reaction. If that makes him cry, I hate to see what happens when he watches Marley & Me or something.
** Ring Ring **
MARC: (incoherent weeping)
JENNIFER: I told you not to watch the ending.
MARC: WHY DID THE DOGGY HAVE TO DIE? WHY?!