Madonna stepped out at the 12 Years a Slave premiere with a new face. She was puffed up in all the wrong places and pulled tight about the lips; we can practically see the staples behind her ears.
Sorry, that was weirdly graphic.
Madonna has always had one of the more flawless facelifts in Hollywood. “What? She had a facelift, you say?” Exactly.
Madonna’s face just needed a little more time to sit. Like, she needed to let the Juvederm settle a little more before she went anywhere. #Truth