Piers Morgan Blasts "Con Artist" Madonna and "Horrific" Kate Moss

March 12, 2012 By:
Piers Morgan Blasts

Tell us how you really feel, Piers Morgan.

CNN’s usually celebrity-friendly interviewer, Piers Morgan, had some scathing remarks for pop star Madonna and model Kate Moss. And without further adieu, here are his cringe worthy comments:

Morgan told U.K.’s the Mirror that Kate Moss is “utterly horrific.”

“If people actually knew what she was like, they would never, ever be interested in her again,” Piers said.

He claimed that Kate literally kicks him whenever they run into each other at public events. Yes, kicks. And if you’ve ever seen some of the shoes she wears, that could hurt if she had any calf muscles.

Okay, that was a low blow. I’ll leave those to Piers.

“She’s just a real, spoilt little madam from Cyroydon,” he says of Moss, who hails from South London. “There’s nothing wrong with Croydon—I was brought up near Croydon. But she’s just a vile little creature.”

Vile creature, spoiled, horrific. Got it. But believe it or not, what Piers had to say about Madonna might be even worse.

“She’s a complete con artist and those arms are just terrifying,” he says. “It’s like watching Conan the Barbarian. She’s looking even more barbaric than ever at the moment, utterly grotesque.”

Damn. I don’t think Madonna’s going to be appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight anytime soon.

“When I got the CNN job, I banned her from the show, permanently,” Piers said.

Well, that answers that. “She responded by saying she’d never heard of me, but we both know she’s lying.”