Madonna's 56th Birthday Was the Messiest Thing Ever

August 18, 2014 By:
Madonna's 56th Birthday Was the Messiest Thing Ever
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Madonna turned 56 this weekend and threw herself the messiest birthday party that ever was.

 

There was drunk Kate Moss.

 

There were people on the ground.

 

There were children standing near lots of alcohol.

 

There were boobs.

 

There were children dressed as old-timey pimps.

 

There were twins with matching black eyes.

 

There was Madonna looking mad awkward in photos.

 

There were a lot of Instagram angles happening.

 

There were celebrities riding other celebrities.

A mess.