So it's safe to assume Madonna won't be walking down the aisle with her boy toy Jesus Luz anytime soon. In fact, she would rather "get run over by a train" than remarry!
Madonna was a special guest star on David Letterman's Late Show last night where she talked about marriage, smoking joints, A-Rod and even had time to get a slice of New York pizza.
David didn't waste any time asking Madonna about the rumors of her wanting to remarry. And Madonna didn't waste any time putting them to rest. “I think I'd rather get run over by a train," she joked.
There is one thing she misses about being married to Guy Ritchie though--co-parenting.
She said: “Being a single parent means you’re kind of in charge of everything. You can’t say, ‘Hey, can you give the kids a bath while I do something else.’ There’s no job sharing.”
She then changed the subject to drugs and her past appearances on David Letterman (it was her eighth visit). She said that looking back she acted like a complete "fool" on his show, but blamed it on the "joint" she had smoked before she went on air.
She said: “I think I may have made a fool of myself once or twice on your show. But it wasn’t that I was excited about you. I think it may have had something to do with the joint I smoked before I came on. But I didn’t inhale… so it doesn’t count really!”
David then convinced Madge to leave the studio and head next door for a piece of good old' fashioned New York pizza. Check out David's hilarious interview with Madonna below...