Madonna Wants Africa Addicted to Kaballah

Pop princess Madonna was serenaded by African Aids orphans on her Malawi mercy mission yesterday. Madonna who is launching her charity campaign show is planning on spending $3 million to help orphans.

According to the New York Post Madonna’s going to turn the African children onto Kaballah, the mystical Jewish sect that boasts its own brand of spiritual water.

Madonna wants some of her money to go for drilling wells so the orphans will have clean water and no longer suffer from dysentery and waterborne parasites. "Water is the purest expression of God's sharing essence," our spy said. "The water will be Kaballah water."

In regards to all those rumors that Madonna will adopt a little boy her rep Liz Rosenberg said: “She’s kind of adopting an entire country of children.”