Madonna doesn't have enough things on her plate right now, so she wants to revive her acting career by remaking the 1942 classic Casablanca.
She and her team have been shopping the idea around to Hollywood execs, but she's not getting a very warm reception. It's not like you can blame them. Casablanca is one one of the greatest films of all time.
Humphrey Bogart is probably rolling over in his grave right now. Plus, the lead female role, which Madonna wants to play, was originally played by Ingrid Bergman when she was in her twenties. Maybe Madge should stick to what she does best. Music, pilates, and looking hot at 50.