Madonna to Introduce Jesus to The World at Vanity Fair Party

Madonna will be introducing her boytoy Jesus this weekend as her officially boyfriend! That sentence alone sounds borderline crazy. But a source tells Ok! magazine that the two are for real, and Madge will be using this weekend’s Vanity Fair party as a tool to introduce her new “guy” to everyone.

The source tells Ok!, “Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night. Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!"

We weren’t too sure what was going on with Madonna and Jesus. That W magazine shoot was quite racy, but we thought the guy was just a prop to make Guy Ritchie jealous. But Madge isn’t one to be single, and has apparently begun a little relationship with him.

The source adds, "She’ll put to rest any rumor that Jesus was ‘just a model’ during that racy W photo shoot. Madonna and Jesus’ romance is real.”

Somewhere in the world, A-Rod and Guy Ritchie are having a bad day….They should meet for coffee. At least they know they have something in common!