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Madonna and Guy Sleep With Each Other And Their Blackberries

April 02, 2008

Madonna

 When you're sleeping with your Blackberry under your pillow, it's time for an intervention.  But Madonna seems to think it's perfectly normal.   

She tells Elle magazine, "We lie right next to each other with our Blackberries under our pillows. It's not unromantic. It's practical. I'm sure loads of couples have their Blackberries in bed with them. I have to sleep with my Blackberry because I often wake up in the middle of the night and remember that I've forgotten something, so I jump up and make notes. Guy's always waiting for me to come to bed, so he plays Brick on his Blackberry until I'm ready."  

She said the word Blackberry four times in that sentence. It's safe to say she's obsessed.  But Madge swears it's not hurting their sex life.  One of the tracks on the new album is called Incredible, and the lyrics include "sex with you is incredible."  She says the song is about Guy.  

"Sex with Guy is incredible ... And surprise, surprise, it's his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it's not his favorite song, but it's definitely his favorite line."

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Reader Comments
6:42AM 04/30/08 Lindonnnnnnnnnnnnn
Madonna is a fat slut! Its obvious that she cant have sex for shit! Shes like an old grandma who uses her fucking blackberry to penetrate ass! and pussy! OH wait does she even have a pussy. I think she is a transverse! HAHA
6:16AM 04/03/08 anonymous
i agree with what lanie wrote
6:15AM 04/03/08 loling at madonna
it's amazing that guy can deal with her reported herpes and disgusting discharge
8:56PM 04/02/08 lourdes
she sets the blackberry to vibrate, then puts it up her ass.. guy calls her & they call this having sex. losers
7:39PM 04/02/08 hgirl
Yes, maybe most of her fans on "stdpal.com" want to know more about her personal life, So they collect some on the blog. You can check the second page if you are curious
2:58PM 04/02/08 lanie
its very obvious that she is not having sex. why talk about it constantly if everything is so dandy? she's trying to convince everyone that her sex life is good when its probably not
2:58PM 04/02/08 lanie
its very obvious that she is not having sex. why talk about it constantly if everything is so dandy? she's trying to convince everyone that her sex life is good when its probably not
2:58PM 04/02/08 lanie
its very obvious that she is not having sex. why talk about it constantly if everything is so dandy? she's trying to convince everyone that her sex life is good when its probably not
1:22PM 04/02/08 snonymous
Why does Madonna think everyone wants to know about her sex life? I could care less about her, her sex life and her blackberry.
1:15PM 04/02/08 zz
boring.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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