When we first heard Madonna and her boytoy Jesus Luz were "getting married" or having some kind of "civil ceremony," we nearly fell off our chair from laughter. But it turns out there will some kind of ceremony between these two after all.
Jesus' father Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz admits his son and Madonna are currently organizing some kind of religious ritual, but it won't be a wedding.
He tells Brazil's Quem (Who) magazine, "The Kabbalah ceremony (that) will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy.
"I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah (or if the ceremony) will have legal validity."
He adds, "She has small children, and Jesus helps her out with various tasks involving all of them. He plays ball with the kids. Jesus has charisma and loves children.
"I've spoken by phone with Madonna - in French, because my English is not fluent - and she appears to me to be a normal and polite person. She is feminine. I don't feel she is a harsh person."
Sounds like his son is about to join Kabbalah for good and his father is completely clueless about it. And the way he talks about Jesus, it makes him sound like Madonna's babysitter, not her boyfriend. What are your thoughts about this relationship? We're actually shocked they're still together.