The Real Winner of the Oscars Is Liza Minnelli

March 3, 2014 By:
The Real Winner of the Oscars Is Liza Minnelli
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Who cares about golden statuettes, the actual prize at the Oscars last night was Liza Minnelli BEING LIZA MINNELLI!

This is Liza Minnelli.

 

She’s a musical theater icon and Judy Garland’s daughter.

 

She’s kind of the most incredible/ridiculous human being ever.

 

She was at the Oscar’s last night, looking like THIS:

 

She rocked a bright blue romper and a blue streak in her hair!

SO EDGY.

 

Her “duck face” was ON POINT.

 

Ellen DeGeneres joked in her monologue that Liza was actually a drag queen.

 

Liza remained unfazed.

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Bitch could NOT be bothered!

 

Wait, maybe that’s just Liza’s “selfie” face?

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LIZA, DON’T CHANGE!

 

When Ellen DeGeneres orchestrated the now-infamous “group selfie”...

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Liza was desperate to get in on the action.

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Awww.

 

But it doesn’t matter because Liza recovered like a pro.

YASSS GIRL, WAVE TO THE UNWORTHYS!

 

For whatever reason, she was the SECOND PERSON Lupita Nyong’o hugged after she won her Oscar.

Do they know each other? IT DOESN’T MATTER!

 

Liza Minnelli…the TRUE winner of the Academy Awards.

HATERS STAND DOWN.