Living Lohan

Battlestar Galactica @ 10pm
For being not much more than a backlit bathtub, you have to admit that the Cylon resurrection thingy is a pretty effective prop. But who needs special effects when there's a naked ex-warrior princess soaking in that creepy bubble bath? Lucy Lawless reprises her role as D'Anna, the Cylon troublemaker that Brother Cavil had "boxed" for being too inquisitive about the Final Five.

Meerkat Manor: The Next Generation @ 9pm
The fourth season begins with some big changes on the Kalahari. Flower's death has left a power vacuum — with two sisters, Rocket Dog and Maybelline, vying for control of the once-mighty Whiskers clan. Maybelline sees another opportunity, however, and strikes off to become matriarch of the Aztecs, setting the stage for a new rivalry. With old foes the Commandoes waiting in the wings, and the sisters struggling to keep control over their respective clans, this season is shaping up to be the most chaotic yet. The series itself also has a change, as Stockard Channing takes over as narrator. This Weekend:

America's Best Dance Crew @ 2pm Saturday
Summer is here and dance session has begun! This hit show did so well recently for season 1, that they are back to keep us entertained for the summer. Summer shows have surprisingly gotten a large amount of viewership and the fact that other shows are off until the fall, it really gives them a chance to shine and grab our attention--at least till our fave shows come back!

Living Lohan @ 10:30pm Sunday
It's too bad big sis Lindsay won't be making many appearances on the lively reality show, she would definitely bring some action some juicy lesbian gossip for us to talk about. In the meantime, Mama Lohan will keep us glued as she mentors lil sissy Ali to become what Lindsay used to be before she hit rehab a few times! And with all the drama still going on between Papa Lohan and Mama Lohan, perhaps we will catch a glimpse of these two messes as they try not to wreck their kids' up anymore:)

Denise Richards: It's Complicated @ 10pm Sunday
Another celebreality star with much juicy gossip running the mill is Denise Richard's with Charlie Sheen's recent nuptials with Brooke Mueller. Sheen stated his first marriage was for show and his second was a con--ouch! I guess he doesn't think too highly of either of his exes. But I am willing to bet, both have their reasons for having divorced. Let's hope his latest will last for a lifetime. And let's find a "normal" man for Denise to hook up with! Yeah right--what's normal enough for Denise??

Denise Richards: It's Complicated @ 10pm
Perhaps best known for her split from Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards takes her drama public- with some admirably self-effacing humor- in this satisfying reality show. Denise got a lot of heat for having gone to court against Charlie who tried to stop her from putting their children on the show. She won, and now we get to see little cute daughters Sam, 4 and Lola, 3 while she searches for a love that doesn't come in the form of a jerk. In the opener, she admits she has a weak spot for "hot, sexy, guys with big d--ks." Oy. It's sooo complicated!!

Living Lohan @ 10:30pm
The on going theme for these newest batch of celebreality series is the desire to clear the negative rumors about these starlets, and hopefully gain some love from the public! They are leaving it up to us to see what they are really like and decide for ourselves if we believe the hype. They forgot to ask if we really care one way or another. Tonight, we will see stage mom Dina Lohan as she guides Lindsay's younger sister, the 14-year-old Ali (who unfortunately lacks Lindsay's charm and cuteness), into a singing career and—keep your fingers crossed—all the way to stardom. Anybody for round two??

The Paper @ 10:30pm
Who knew there could be so much drama at a high school newspaper? Tensions have been running high all season between editor-in-chief Amanda's faction and the other group led by Adam. In this week's season finale, Alex and Amanda confront each other about their rocky personal and professional relationships, while Giana's article on a teen genius shakes things up at The Circuit. This show is strangely addicting and Amanda high neuroses is fun to watch!

The Andromeda Strain @ 9pm
This two-night mini-series focuses on the chain of events that unfolds after a U.S. satellite crash-lands near a small town in Utah, unleashing a deadly plague that kills almost every resident. Everyone, that is, except for the two survivors who may be able to provide clues to immunizing the population. As the military attempts to quarantine the area, a group of highly-specialized scientists come together to help find a cure and stop the spread of the alien pathogen, code-named "Andromeda."

  Ali Lohan appeared on Letterman last night and it was almost as if Dina was sitting there. Ali is 14, and was talking like she was an adult, saying that her family isn't the crazy group of people the tabloids make them out to be.

  She's like a talking puppet for her mother.  Complete with cigarette voice.  

Dina Lohan's new reality show airs sometime in the next few weeks so she's been doing a lot of talking to promote the show. Dina says that it was never meant for Lindsay to be on the show because it would not be a good move for her career. What career?

“I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes,” Dina told TV Guide.

Doing reality would be bad for Lindsay's career but just a few weeks ago she told Radar’s Fresh Intelligence that reality is the new way to go. “Three years ago I would have said, ‘No way am I doing a reality show … but it's just where entertainment is headed. I mean, even J.Lo has one these days.”

Does she think Lindsay's career is more important than J.Lo's? Lindsay needs a lot of bread and butter before she can reach J.Lo status.