Why ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is Better Than It Has Any Right to Be

February 5, 2014 By:
Why ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is Better Than It Has Any Right to Be
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One day we watched “Vanderpump Rules” because it was the only thing playing on the TVs in the break room.

Since that moment, we were TRANSFIXED.

“Vanderpump Rules” follows the lives and drama of a bunch of servers and bartenders at "Real Housewife" Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant SUR. “Vanderpump Rules” has all the makings (i.e. spinoff, reality, Bravo, etc.) of a garbage excuse for a TV show, yet somehow it’s the greatest reality show that has EVER EXISTED.

Every other reality show can just preemptively cancel itself because “Vanderpump Rules” is so much better than it has any right to be and here’s why:

This is what the cast looks like:

 

This is Tom the actor/bartender.

 

This is Jax, the model/bartender.

 

This is Stassi, the sort-of-actress/waitress.

 

This is what some of the other cast members look like with their shirts off:

 

There are some other people on the show who are also equally attractive:

 

The point we’re making here is, wouldn’t you rather watch THESE people:

 

Versus these people:

 

Or these people:

 

Or even THESE people:

 

The drama on “Vanderpump Rules” is definitely real.

 

They’ve got bitch slaps.

 

And drink tosses.

 

They’ve got one-liners.

 

They’ve got honesty.

 

They’ve got whatever THIS is.

 

and THIS.

 

But at the end of the day, all other shows need to realize that they will never ever be serving up the realness that they do on “Vanderpump Rules.”