Dammit…I’m running out of intimate body parts to photograph for money!
Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan’s legal troubles were subsiding, it’s now been revealed that Lindsay is in trouble with the taxman. And if there’s one person you don’t want to screw with, it’s the taxman. Just ask that Beatles song.
According to TMZ, Lindsay reportedly owes the Internal Revenue Service $93,000 because she never paid her 2009 income tax. Official documents filed in Los Angeles state that the IRS has obtained a lien against Lindsay for $93,701.57 for failure to pay her federal income tax.
So what happens if she doesn’t pay? The government could go after anything she owns. That includes homes, cars, bank accounts, bad extensions, etc.
Meanwhile, Lindsay celebrated her headline-making life by getting a brand new tattoo. Over the weekend, Lindsay got the words “live without regrets” tattooed on her left wrists. How ironic would it be if she later got it lasered off?
Lohan has several other tattoos, including one on her rib cage with these lyrics from Billy Joel: “Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife, I feel like I’m in the prime of my life.”
Pretty good, but personally, I woulda gone with something from We Didn’t Start the Fire.
Additionally, on her right wrist, Lindsay has the Marilyn Monroe quote: “I restore myself when I’m alone.” I’m guessing she’s talking about Botox.
Lohan also has the word “breathe” on her inner right wrist. Because sometimes, you just forget that you need to do that.