The Best of Twitter--Weekly Wrap Up

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The Best of Twitter--Weekly Wrap Up
We’ve been tweet-stalking celebs all week, and here are some of the outrageous things they’ve said on Twitter!

@lindsaylohan: “What does it mean when an #americanairlines employee says “ah! lady gaga!” to me #jfk airport!!? should I of bursted into Born This Way?”

I’ll tell you what it means. American Airlines is obviously an equal opportunity employer, because they’ve hired the blind.

@jonahhill: “Every time a sexy woman jumps out of a giant cake there is at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined.”

Thanks, Jonah, now I’m hungry. For a giant cake, not a sexy woman.

@breeolson: “Don't cross me If so I'll butcher u brutally in my hotel bed & dispose of the body. I'll just tell house keeping I was having a heavy flow.”

Good one, Bree. But everyone knows your reproductive organs are too damaged to have periods anymore.

@nicolerichie: “I thought I saw myself on TV, turns out it was Bill Murray in What About Bob.”

I’m not sure what this means. But someone just came up behind me and whispered, “no one will ever believe you.”

@joerogan: “I trust a man that smells like farts more than a man that smells like cologne.”

Dilemma: if the man is wearing Unbreakable, how do you tell the difference?
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