Sex Toy Company Offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million

October 27, 2011 By:
Sex Toy Company Offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million

So this is what her career has come to. An adult entertainment company called FleshLight is trying to get Lindsay Lohan to sell her likeness for a sex toy.

According to TMZ, the company is offering Lohan $1 million to take a mold of her "lady parts" and produce "authentic" Lindsay Lohan sex toys. I'm guessing it's a life-sized doll in an orange jumpsuit.

Sources close to Lohan say, “she would never accept such an offer for any amount of money." Maybe Fleshlight should try paying her in bail bonds, then.

It was revealed earlier this week that Lohan will be on the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy, having already completed the shoot. While most celebs just go topless or decide to cover up their nips and just show a little side boobage, Lindsay went balls-out, full-frontal.

In a pre-Georgia Rule world, this would've been great. Guys would be flocking to grab those issues off the stands. These days, though, I don't want to meet the types of men who would have Lindsay Lohan as a fetish.

Lohan allegedly only agreed to do the full frontal for Playboy because she felt the photos would be "tasteful." Which basically means good lighting and minimal straddling.

Previously, Lohan went topless to recreate nude shots of Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine. At the time, Lindsay said she was totally "comfortable" with being nude.

"I didn't have to put much thought into it," Lohan said of her decision to do the shoot. "Working with Bert Stern on a Marilyn Monroe shoot was really an honor. When is that ever going to come up again?

Lohan added: "I wanted to portray the look and get it point-on as much as I could, to bring it back to life. I was comfortable with it, the nudity and everything."

Meanwhile, Lohan has been doing time at the morgue, like she was supposed to five months ago. She's been washing linens and scrubbing toilets.

Her first day on the job, Lohan attempted to have a bunch of cupcakes delivered to apologize for showing up late the day before. Unfortunately, the cupcake delivery guy was turned away at the door. Later that day, Lohan bought In-N-Out for the entire staff.