Since Michael Lohan can't depend on his daughter Lindsay Lohan to make him some cash, he's moving on to Jessica Simpson.
He's apparently in talks with Jessica's business manager, David Levin, to get her a deal with Vitamin Water.
"I had [a] meeting with the Vitamin Water inventors and my investors last night," Lohan wrote in an e-mail forwarded to NY Post's Page Six. "And that's where you come in . . . When we spoke, it was to attach Jessica as a spokesperson for the new vitamin-infused beverage line."
That's what happens with Lindsay stops talking to her dad, he runs out of stories to sell to the press. Hey, the guys gotta make his money somehow, right?