Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay is Smoking Meth or Crack

October 20, 2011 By:
Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay is Smoking Meth or Crack

Really? Because I thought Lindsay Lohan's f-cked up teeth were because of all the candy she ate. Those lines of pixie sticks are really taking their toll on her dental health.

Lindsay Lohan's drug use has always been kind of a no-brainer. Finish the sentence: Lindsay Lohan makes me think of ______? Cocaine Drugs.

Now her dad is throwing her under the bus too. After photos of her stained and decayed teeth surfaced online, Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan says she thinks she's smoking methamphetamines or crack cocaine.

"That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it," Michael tells HLN show, "Issues."

Michael knows a thing or two about cocaine...he used to be an investment banker.

"If you’re talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth. You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus," says Michael.

Besides the weird devil/Jesus metaphor, he's saying that his own daughter needs to lay off the crack pipe. Lindsay appeared in court yesterday where her probation was revoked and even though Lindsay continually keeps getting free passes and continually not showing up for community service. Michael thinks she should be drug tested and forced to go into rehab.

"I hate seeing my daughter in cuffs. She belongs in rehab! Why don’t they institute drug testing? Get drug testing involved! Keep her straight! Make sure she’s in an outpatient program. They need to put a sober coach with her! A no nonsense sober coach! I’m sick of this, when she wants to be honest with herself and live up to her responsibility she’ll turn her life around. But she has learned too much of the opposite from her mother," says Michael.

Even though Michael is known about town as being low-key crazy and has willing appeared on Celebrity Rehab, for some reason he seems to think he's knows what's best for Lindsay.

"My mission is to get rid of all the people in her life that are kicking her down. I'm going to eliminate them from her life. I'm going to do all I can...not physically but I'm going to put them in a position where they can't be around her."

Michael Lohan just hardcore treaded into "I will cut a b-tch" territory.