Michael Lohan has something to say.
After Lindsay Lohan was tested positive for alcohol, she was ordered back to court Thursday morning for violating her probation. Now, her father is saying she needs rehab, not jail. Right, because rehab has proven to be so effective for her in the past.
"If it's true, whatever she's doing isn't right," Michael told Popeater. "There's a chubby English girl named Nikki who is always around her and when she Is, I get a sick feeling and there is always a problem."
I'm not sure what this chick's background and weight have to do with anything, but I don't doubt the fact that Lohan surrounds herself with bad influences. Although Lohan insists that her friends don't drink alcohol when they visit her Venice apartment.
"Alcohol is not in my house, so it's not part of my life."
No, just part of your bloodstream.
"I'm so worried about my daughter," Michael said. " I'm still opposed to jail. She needs to go to rehab. She needs to be in a program called G&G Holistic in Florida."
Is it just me, or did you guys hear cash register noises just now?
"They will not only give her rehabilitation, but they are a detoxification center and they don't believe in prescription drugs. I don't think Lindsay needs to be on any prescription drugs, and I think that's part of the problem."
Lohan only has a few days left of her house arrest—she is set to complete it June 29. She's also not going to punished for testing positive for alcohol, because it didn't violate the specific terms of her probation.