Lindsay Lohan's father
Michael Lohan makes me want to gag, sometimes this guy says shit that makes you wonder what the hell he's on.
Last week we told you about how he was going to be playing Joseph in a nativity play in New York. Lindsay's attention hungry father wants the world to know that
'Jesus Can't Compare to Lindsay.'. That’s because Jesus didn't do drugs, drink and drive, and get arrested--and lets not forget the stash of cocaine. Sound familiar Linds?
"I can't compare baby Jesus to baby Lindsay!" Michael said. Too bad Lindsay didn't bother going to his production. The only time 'Jesus' and 'Lindsay' should be used in the same sentence is to say, 'Jesus, someone help Lindsay!'
