Michael Lohan: Dina Is Acting Out Because My Girlfriend Is Pregnant

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Michael Lohan: Dina Is Acting Out Because My Girlfriend Is Pregnant
The Lohan saga is sometimes too crazy and too complicated to really understand by us non-famouses, thankfully we have Michael Lohan to break it down for us.

So obviously you know that Dina reportedly did coke (this, according to daughter Lindsay) and fought with Lindsay at a NY nightclub and then Lindsay called her dad, who leaked the audio to TMZ and then Lindsay reconciled with her mother, got upset with her father, later reconciled with her father and now Dina wants Lindsay to get a restraining order against dear old dad. Phew.

Well, apparently all this craziness could have been avoided if Michael Lohan and on-and-off girlfriend Kate Major weren’t expecting a baby.

“I just heard that after the announcement that Kate is having a baby boy, Dina's koo koo has left her clock again!” Michael told Hollyscoop exclusively.

Ohh, so the nightclub incident and Dina asking Lindsay to get a restraining order against Michael is all a result of Dina’s “koo koo” leaving it’s “clock.” Gotcha.

It’s hard to know whose side to take in the Lohan drama, but Michael tells us he can’t understand why Dina wants a restraining order against him!

“Now I hear that [Dina] wants my kids to get an Order of Protection against ME!! Ha ha! For what? Is it because I outed her? Really!! Do you mean I was the one who was drunk, high and hung over the other night and then drove Cody to school in that condition??”

“Bottom line is, Dina is a danger to our kids and everyone can see that!” says Michael.

He added, “Why can't [Dina] just get help for her issues, get a job and stop? What she is doing is a selfish act and not fair to anyone!”

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