Somehow, Lindsay Lohan has snaked by again. After having friends over to party while under house arrest, testing positive for alcohol in her urine, and finding open containers of wine in her home, LiLo somehow got sent home from court this morning with nothing more than a slap on the wrist.
Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, spoke in a press conference this morning. “She has done nothing wrong,” Holley said, “I feel like you guys are all disappointed to hear that.”
Let’s be real, we all thought Lindsay was going to go to jail this morning.
Her lawyer continued, “It’s a four-year-old DUI case – I can’t think of anyone who has been subjected to the sort of conditions she’s been subjected to.”
If by conditions, she’s referring to expensive Venice beach house, then yah, I can’t think of anyone except Martha Stewart who got to “hang out” instead of do “hard time.”
Holley said that alcohol in Lohan’s system is not in violation of her probation, and that she only needs to be tested for controlled substances, not alcohol.
The judge didn’t change her sentence, he basically put her in “time out” and said she’s only allowed one friend visiting at a time while she finished her house arrest.