Lindsay's Got A New Hallmark Card

We're sure Dina Lohan is going be fuming over this one. There's a new Hallmark card on the shelves and it features Lindsay, holding a martini glass, with a thought bubble that reads, "Have some good, clean fun on your birthday! And when you figure out how, let me know!"

But she's not the only one being poked fun at. Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell, as well as other celebs being parodied for the line.

Hallmark, all we have to say is, brace yourself for a lawsuit. Lindsay doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor these days.