Lindsay Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley deserves a serious raise. She just got Lindsay off the hook for stealing a $2,500 necklace.
According to the Los Angeles Times, Linds won't face felony grand theft charges today thanks to Shawn.
"We vehemently deny these allegations. And, if charges are filed, we will fight them in court, not in the press," said Shawn in a statement.
Her next DUI hearing is set for the end of this month, and although she was not charged today for grand theft, she could still face these charges later this week.
But with Shawn's help Lindsay could get away with murder and not spend a single day behind bars.
Sadly Linds will never learn her lesson when she knows she can get away with just about anything but playing the victim.