Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, you're so
bipolar indecisive! Just days after Lindsay Lohan's crazy mother Dina told the entire world her daughter is dropping her last name, Lindsay's reps are setting the record straight.
In a statement, Lindsay's rep says, "Lindsay Lohan has not changed her name. It remains Lindsay Lohan."
Lindsay still has a rep? Why? Talk about getting paid for doing no work. Release a couple of statements a year and you're set. #dreamjob.
Anyway, back to Lohan--Lindsay's dad Michael says he was confident there was no truth to the reports and even accused his ex-wife of fabricating the claims. Shocker.
Michael told the New York Daily News, "At the outset, it hurts to hear something like that, but at the end of the day, it's never going to happen. It's a real shame Dina would make up this kind of story."
We need to just get Michael, Dina and Lindsay in a ring together and let them duke it out. Or an asylum. Either one would work for me.