Lindsay Wants Michael Phelps

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Lindsay Lohan is such a fake lesbian. She may be in a 'relationship' with Samantha Ronson, but she wants Michael Phelps--bad!

Lohan found out her pal Billy Bush was going to be interviewing Phelps' mom so she text him asking him to arrange a meet and greet.

Her message read: "Tell him he's f**king amazing, and I want to meet him."

Bush showed Phelps' mom the text on air and her response was priceless. Clearly horrified, she said, "OK, Lindsay!!! — Delete! Delete! Delete!"

Sorry Linds, but he's out of your league.